- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

The ability to smell colors

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The power to eat food.

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The power to sleep while you're awake.

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

The power to turn into a pebble

The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

the power of mind controlling...yourself

The power to scare female plants.

The power to walk through air.

the power to write on cellophane

the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

The power to sing with your buttcheeks

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

The power to die everytime you pee

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

Pointless Super Powers