The power to rite liek dis

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to waste money

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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the ability to die on command

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The power to be french.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to fart on a plane.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!