the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to be super jewish

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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make youself dumb

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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boo

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!