The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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Acid tears.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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power to fart through your mouth

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!