- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

The power to only be able to eat poop

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

hello

The power to climb up fallen trees

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to display emotions at will

The ability to sweat poop.

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

yo mama

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The power to like any show

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

Pointless Super Powers