The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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the power to get sick

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!