The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to grow more genitals.

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the power to get sick

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!