the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to give the wrong directions

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to not finish your....

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the power to get sick

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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the power to be in AA.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The ability to swim in water.

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the power to fail at life

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!