The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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power to fart through your mouth

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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the ability to talk to humans

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The ability to police irony

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The power to understand irony.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!