The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to die

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!