- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to break bones at will.

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power to not care.

The power to plank

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

The power to be a common person

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

Pointless Super Powers