- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power to become black!

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The power to run at 0.5mph

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The power to smell through your arse.

the power to make food shrimp.

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

All of aquaman's powers.

The power to release the bogus

the power to walk on land.

The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

Pointless Super Powers