- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

The power to see through glass doors.

The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

The power to be a gamer

The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

A good Kisser

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

Nope. Just nope.

The power to survive at absolute zero

The ability to die on command.

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

Pointless Super Powers