- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

The power to create a pointless superpower

The power to fly but only in your room

The power to communicate with sperm.

the power to read this sentence

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

The power of 12% levetation

Immunity to curable diseases.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

yo mama

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

The power to turn into a magikarp

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

Pointless Super Powers