- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

to zap people but only yourself

The power to change your urine to any color

The power to turn into a lamp once.

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

the power to shit out of your nose

you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

The power to die from darting too hard

The power to shape-shift only into a human

The power to never be old but died at young age

the power to die

The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

The power to jump face first

Pointless Super Powers