power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power of being aquaman.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to fart rainbows

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!