Liam Brudenell

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The ability to jump

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to become powerless

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to microwave bread

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!