The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to kill yourself

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to think oppositely

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to not do it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!