The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to read your own mind

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The power of hindsight

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to smell water.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to take edible shits.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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the power to walk on land.

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!