- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The power to forget you have a super power.

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The power to lick your elbow.

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to see oxygen.

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

the power to enter a coma.

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The power to plank

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

Pointless Super Powers