The power to divide by zero

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to run Crysis.

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The power to break bones at will.

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!