- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

the ability to fart out of your nose

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

The power to get arrested

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power to not have a superpower

Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

The power to shoot glue from your penis

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

the power to shape shift to yourself

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

The ability to pee while standing up for men

The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

The ability to see into the present.

Pointless Super Powers