The power to die from darting too hard

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boo

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The ability to swim in water.

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power to see the past.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!