- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

The power to become a laptop forever!

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

the ability to look into your brain

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

To have the power to breathe

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

the power to read this sentence

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power to die at will

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

Pointless Super Powers