to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!