- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power that turns farts into music.

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

The ability to not live forever

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The power to both love and hate marmite.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to see the past.

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to have a V8

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to fly while masturbating.

The power to fly but only in your room

Pointless Super Powers