the power to fart your way to the moon

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

The power to volunteer as tribute.

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to read this.

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

The power of becoming an apple tree

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

the power to turn retarted

the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

The superpower to die in a 1 second.

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to get this. Do you get it?

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The ability to be heard in space

The power to never be old but died at young age

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!