The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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the power to catch em' all

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!