The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!