The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The power to fold paper seven times

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!