- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

The power to control disabled people with your mind.

The power to state the obvious at will.

the power to be in AA.

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

The power to do something as powerful as thin air

The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

The power to not see anything

The power to never come into existence

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

The power of christ ;)

The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

The power to change your eye color.

The power to have an ability.

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

Pointless Super Powers