- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to shrink your private parts.

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

the power to permanently change your name to Graham

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

the power to summon a massive midget

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The Power to Read really Small Words

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

to zap people but only yourself

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

The power to not think of a productive power.

The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to shape-shift only into a human

The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

Pointless Super Powers