the power to control nothing

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!