The power to make it impossible to have powers

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power to break a Nokia

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

the power to become translucent

The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

The power to smell water.

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

the power to read your own mind

All of aquaman's powers.

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!