The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The ability to jump

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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the power to die

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to become powerless

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to control yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!