THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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75% levitation

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to have no superpower

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power of women's rights.

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!