The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to die when you get old

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power to read terms and conditions

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!