- Pointless Super Powers

to zap people but only yourself

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

The power to jump 1 inch higher.

The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

the power to cook sandwiches when married

The power to turn into a tree.

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

the power to die on the spot

The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!