The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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Being only half invisible.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to smell whore

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!