- Pointless Super Powers

The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

the power to die on the spot

the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

The power of christ ;)

The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

The power to change your eye color.

Invisibility, but only in the dark.

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

To have the power to give yourself a disease

The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

The power of having the highest rated comment

The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!