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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to release the bogus

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!