The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to like this power

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to not care.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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lol

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!