The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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to do nothing

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to become black!

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!