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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders
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The power to get laid by your right hand.
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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed
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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers
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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand
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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily
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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.
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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.
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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off
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The power to smash people's heads in with things.
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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.
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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....
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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.
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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose
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The ability to watch movies in 1D
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The power to take a s*** on people
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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.
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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.
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The power to fart in public AT WILL..
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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal
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to do nothing
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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public
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the power to know when a politician is lying
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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!