The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power to not do it.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to control yourself

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!