The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

The power to jerk off without using your hands

The power of dying whenever you want.

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

The power to talk without a tongue

Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!