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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.
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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...
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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)
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The ability to jump 8 feet fences
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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili
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The power to hole 1 inch putts.
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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!
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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend
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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time
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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.
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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.
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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever
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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past
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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused
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The power to jerk off without using your hands
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The power of dying whenever you want.
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The power to talk without a tongue
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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.
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The power to menstruate from your eyes.
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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.
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The power to think of a good super power right now.
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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.
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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!
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the power to get F's on assignments without trying
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!