The ability to pee while standing up for men

the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

The power to die.

The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

The Power to make PotNoodle...

The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

The power to have pointless superpowers

The power to waste money

The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The power to transform into baby food.

The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

The power to lower your IQ at will.

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!