The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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the power to get sick

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The power to die.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to waste money

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!