The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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To shit bricks.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to see the past.

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75% levitation

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The power to have a V8

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!