I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

The power to be special just like everyone else.

the power to change people socks on command

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The Superpower to sleep at night.

The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

The power to write about pointless superpowers.

The power to breathe oxygen.

The power to Rage Against The Machine

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

The Power to make PotNoodle...

The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

The power to count to infinity.

To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!