The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

The power to read terms and conditions

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

The power to not have a superpower

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

The Power to Read really Small Words

the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

The ability to spit mouthwash

The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

The ability to pee while standing up for men

The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

The power to have a pointless power.

The power of compulsive lying.

the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

The power to be a GOD with your imagination

The power to unsee the unseen.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!