The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to pee any color

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The power to smell any point in time

The power to turn your navel upside down

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

The power to kill yourself.

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The power of exploding when you think.

The ability to look at someone and die.

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

power to age faster

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!