- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

The power to read terms and conditions

the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

The Power to Read really Small Words

the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

The ability to spit mouthwash

the power to open doors that are unlocked

The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

The ability to pee while standing up for men

The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

The power of compulsive lying.

the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

The ability to play black ops anytime you want

The power to unsee the unseen.

the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

Pointless Super Powers