The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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the power to catch em' all

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!