The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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Nothing

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!