The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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the power to do nothing

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to obey gravity

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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power to age faster

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to speak using their mouth

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!