The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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i love to make shit brix

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to die

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!