The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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the power to hovertate

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!