The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The Power to Power

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to die

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to change your eye color.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!