The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The ability to be poor for life

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to die everytime you pee

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!