The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to get hard at will.

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The ability to change your weight

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The ability to jump

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!