- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power of the succulent game

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to die when you get old

The power to control paprika with your mind

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

the power to disappear up your own asshole

The power to get arrested

The power to shoot glue from your penis

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

Pointless Super Powers