The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to be normal and average

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32% Levitation.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!