The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to be invisible when singing

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!