The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!