- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to absolutely nothing

The ability to turn anything into a belt.

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to shrink your private parts.

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

The power to see water one meter behind you.

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to think oppositely

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

the power to hear a dog whistle

Having taste buds in your anus.

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

Pointless Super Powers